Fake Baker’s of the World- I come in PEACE with a message that might shock you….

* Your TAN from the CAN *
1. DOES look orange-
2. DOES make you look diseased-

…..I’ve also fallen victim to the TOXIC FUMES of SKIN DYE….


Redheads / Strawberry Blonds and Natural Blonds:Embrace the natural contrast between hair and skin!Glowing is NOT a bad thing.Stand back while others AGE their dermis’ and slather layers of ORANGE gunk over their naturally gorgeous pinky/peach hue.Feel sorry for them while they stress whether or not it is “EVEN in the back?”…Only WATCH as girls camouflage themselves in the Bronzed abyss of conformity….
….for you my friend are not naive to the TRENDS OF SKIN.
You know how to make yourself look like the oh’ so popular shade of PUMpkIN…. you just choose not too.
So take care of your precious porcelain features!
Flaunt ‘em, Flash ‘em… just don’t BAKE ‘em!


